Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

This bearded fellow defines Hatred, and has thus taken the baton from Will Partridge as the Lady Margaret Hall captain for the 2007/2008 series. Many words could be written about such a fine gent, but all readers really need to know is that Nat always gets second helpings at dinner. Always.

Nate Dog is as dependable as they come anywhere across the back line, and is of fame due to his slide tackles which can quite literally stretch from one side of the box to another. Feared by left backs across the world, ‘Club Foot’ is a specialist at taking not only the ball and the striker, but also any unfortunate members of the same team. To be fair though, he was confused by Dickie quite clearly having no top lip.

Nat consumes a quite astonishing number of lemon flavoured Lucozade’s, and bizarrely keeps the bottles ‘just to remember the good times’. He has single handedly destroyed any thought that these drinks may hold energy however, what with him being accountable for admirable displays of laziness.

Nat never uses capital letters in his emails, which has led to rumours of a rift between him and Club President Freddie Williams who is apparently pedantic beyond belief.