Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

During his four year stint with LMHFC, Mr Slavinsky has proved his worth as a loyal and dedicated servant to the Fair Lady. A natural hater beforehand, Slavinsky decided to spend a year on the continent, to prove himself on the European stage. Despite being sorely missed last season, he spent his year in the French league very profitabley, honing his gallic flair, which has proved so vital an attribute this season. Consequently, not only is he a remarkable hater, but he is also un detesteur of great accomplishment.
Slavinsky is the exception that proves the rule to LMHFC's maxim that: 'fitness is the reserve of the nonflair player'. Michael 'Duracell Bunny' Slavinsky being one of these chaps that does Swedish exercises before going to bed, and has a cold bath in the morning. This results in him being by far and away the fittest player (I'm talking about physical exertions here; looks wise he rates at about 7.5 /10) in the club as well as one who has the most panache.
The fact that 'Slav' rhymes very conveniently with 'have' means that he gets to take all the free kicks as well. When any foul is commited the inevitable shout of 'Slav'll have' can be heard before anyone else can lay claim to it. It is very fortunate for LMHFC that this is the case as Slav does have a penchant for scoring directly from set pieces.